This nun was chaste all her life, you know, married to Jesus.
She died and went to heaven.
When she got there God told her, “You’re in, but, we’re having computer problems right now so you’ll have to wait 30 days, but, you can be anybody you want to be in all of history, and it won’t count against you.”
She answered, “I want to be Sierra Pippilinni.”
Well, God looked through the book of life and finally said, “There was no Sierra Pippilinni.”
The nun answered, “Sure there was! I saw her on the front page of the newspaper just the other day!”
So, God called up the newspaper and sure enough, right there on the front page is said, “Sierra Pipeline: Laid by 100 men in 30 days.”
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