Thursday, September 2, 2010

Every once in a while I hit a mood and I could sell ice cubes to Eskimos…

“Look! Miniature little blocks like you build your Igloos out of. Use this spray bottle to make a little ‘Barbie,’ house for your daughter.’

They’d love it, huh.

(*Note: The aforementioned joke is on me as an absurdist, because I feel all things are fair game in humor without rancor. (“Cheese-whiz, Maynard, do you really think they are dumb enough to buy that idea? God, what a frigging idiot.”)

Enjoy a good straight line without accepting it as demeaning! The joke should be just as funny on me as on you, (and frequently should be! On me, that is.)

If we want this world to work, we all need to develop thicker skins and a sense of humor. (Yeah, like that’s going to happen!)

(** Absurdist: (in my opinion,) taking any mindset to its absurdist, illogical, extreme, and presenting it as vehement, factual, truth, and possibly even majority, opinion.)

(Holy Shit, Batman! Sarah Palin is an absurdist!)

(Hey! That’s a pretty good absurdism right there, huh?)

Ya gotta love an absurdist!

(I don’t know about voting for one, though.)

(But, God; with morals like these wouldn’t you just hate yourself in the morning?)

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