Coke up your ass?

What about that guy that got busted with the coke up his ass and said it wasn’t his?

First the cops found pot up his ass and he admitted it was his.

Then, they found coke up his ass and he said it wasn’t his!

I can just imagine when he goes to court…

“Uh, my buddy must have left it when he was visiting last night, your Honor, sir.”

Ha ha.

That’ll fly.