Vote Tea Party !

Vote Tea Party and get LESS GOVERNMENT OVERSIGHT!

I'm having a hard time making enough obscene profit when I can't buy those cheap Chinese glasses with the lead paint. Why should I have to waste my money on better quality glasses? My kids don't drink out of them!

And why should I have to pay for all that other expensive enforcement stuff? My chicken farm is expensive enough as it is. So what if it's a little dirty! It's cheaper this way. And who needs to worry about a little Salmonella, anyway? Stop being such a wuss!

Speaking of which, quit leaching off me for health care, too. I've got enough money to hire the best for my kid, so, too bad if you don't. Why should my tax dollars go to creating a better society for everyone?

Forget this expensive rehabilitation stuff, too! That just costs money. It doesn't matter if we would save billions of dollars a year in expenses by not criminalizing people uselessly.

It also doesn't matter that they would be helping to pay for society if they were useful citizens instead of criminals. We don’t need them to help pay for stuff. We’ve got you! I’ve got enough to invest in tax shelters so you pay the taxes while I build up equity.

Besides, I can make money on them even while they are in prison.

Why should what little taxes I do have to pay, go to building a better society? I live in a gated compound and don’t have to deal with this crap.

WE NEED LESS GOVERNMENT OVERSIGHT!

I want to try another market crash. Now that I know how it works I’ve got ways to make money off of it, and enough money to do it.

Guess how many cheap houses I bought off the foreclosure market? WOW! Times sure have been good to me the last couple years.

Vote Tea Party and get more of the same!

(For those of you who are as dumb as bricks, this is sarcasm.)